I’m glad that net neutrality is dead

May 2nd, 2014

Milo Yiannopoulos on the collapse of a wrongheaded ideological crusade.

The Entrepreneurial State

April 27th, 2014

Milo Yiannopoulos reviews ‘the most evil book ever published’.

Unicorn plush slippers

April 27th, 2014

Outstanding.

Why I think wearable tech is for creeps

April 25th, 2014

Google Glass will never capture the public imagination, writes Milo Yiannopoulos. It’s time to move on to body implants.

Why I rank my friends by income, IQ, and hotness

April 4th, 2014

Milo Yiannopoulos explains why he keeps a database of his friends and colleagues and rates their personal, professional, physical and financial attributes.

Tech City: I hate to say ‘I told you so’

March 28th, 2014

In the first instalment of his new weekly column, Milo Yiannopoulos reflects on Government disasters in east London, Lily Cole’s website and Adolf Hitler.

The Little Green Book of Eco-Fascism

March 3rd, 2014

The Little Green Book of Eco-Fascism is a wickedly funny takedown of the many enemies the author has acquired over the past few years.

We’re joining the Daily Dot family

January 29th, 2014

Daily Dot Media, publisher of The Daily Dot, has acquired The Kernel.

Windows Phone owners get almost twice the STDs

January 10th, 2014

A survey commissioned by The Kernel has revealed that Windows Phone users report almost twice as many sexually-transmitted infections as users of any other mobile platform, with iPhone users reporting the fewest STDs.

The menthol ban isn’t just stupid – it’s racist

January 7th, 2014

Milo Yiannopoulos asks why the EU is focusing on menthol cigarettes when there’s nothing different about them except who smokes them.

This new ‘plastic money’ isn’t all it’s cracked up to be

December 18th, 2013

The Bank of England has announced the introduction of polymer banknotes from 2016. The new plastic money is supposed to be more durable, hygienic, environmentally friendly and harder to fake. But how good are they really?

Does Middle England hate Christmas?

December 18th, 2013

Royal Tunbridge Wells in England is described as a ‘bastion of respectability’ whose inhabitants are notorious for their strident views and insistent letter-writing. A new book reveals what they think about Christmas, among other things.

Which version of All I Want For Christmas Is You is the best?

December 17th, 2013

Milo Yiannopoulos on which version of the classic hit you should add to your Christmas playlist. Warning: may contain excessive Mariah Carey fandom.

Telegraph baby rape hypocrisy

November 27th, 2013

Publishers should check how the ads on their sites function before blustering about what should be removed from sale.

Oh, Jack! You only needed to ask…

November 21st, 2013

Harriet Harman’s hubby has been caught ‘accidentally’ favouriting pictures of giant black dongs on Twitter. Unfortunately, his panicked explanation doesn’t stack up.

How to tweet like a startup CEO

November 11th, 2013

A mixture of artists’ impressions and real tweets from start-up founders.

Taking up the mantle

October 30th, 2013

Milo Yiannopoulos wonders when his commission cheque will arrive.

There is literally no one left on Sean Parker’s Airtime

October 28th, 2013

Milo Yiannopoulos logged on to Airtime.com. And waited.

Truly headless

October 22nd, 2013

Facebook has made a terrible decision in allowing beheading videos back on its site.

I still hate the ‘sharing economy’

October 16th, 2013

Milo Yiannopoulos is unimpressed by the repackaging of very traditional businesses. It’s pointless Left-wing waffle, he says.

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