The Five Stages of Being Retweeted by your Favourite Celebrity

By James Cook on August 19th, 2013

Whether you’re a Belieber, a Little Monster or a Directioner, you can expect to go through five experiential stages, should you be fortunate enough to be retweeted by your favourite celebrity. After weeks of ground-breaking research, The Kernel is able to share our findings. Here’s what to look forward to.

Stage 1: The inability to type in a coherent manner

https://twitter.com/burqaliam/status/366241345674813440

Stage 2: Tears

Stage 3: Confusion


https://twitter.com/Josepablo_So/status/366717949375021056

Stage 4: Asphyxiation

Stage 5: Coming to terms with your new-found fame


https://twitter.com/BraveUnicorn/status/366719173453291520