Back
From The Kernel Archives

There is literally no one left on Sean Parker’s Airtime

By Milo Yiannopoulos

“It’s like the Mary Celeste in here,” I sigh, as I begin my second hour of waiting to find someone – anyone – to chat to on Airtime.

It had started pleasantly enough. I’d logged on to internet royalty’s answer to Chatroulette – the site on which Mark Zuckerberg used to hang out – to see how it was doing and what sort of people were spending time here a year and a half after its much-heralded launch.

My enthusiasm was to be short-lived. Because even were you to manage to find someone on Airtime to talk to, the things you’ll be looking at most often are server errors.

Screen Shot 2013-10-28 at 11.15.33

A frequent occurrence on AirTime

I could be wrong, but I don’t think anyone has updated this website for a very long time, and it doesn’t look like a product that’s being actively maintained.

Still, I thought I’d give it a go.

I begin searching for people to chat to

I begin searching for people to chat to

As you can see, it was quite early in the morning. But I figured that for such a well-funded site, so lauded by the tech press and with such amazing founders, pretty soon I’d be chatting to some interesting people from around the world.

Not so much. After half an hour, I was still waiting. And this is of course trying different browsers and different computers and with different accounts and settings and… well, I tried everything.

Screen Shot 2013-10-28 at 11.13.43

Boredom starts to set in

I removed all the filters so the site would connect me to any user, anywhere in the world, currently online.

Nothing.

Another server error

Another server error

I tried to record a video to post instead, thinking that perhaps the site’s social networking features would be more active. But I couldn’t save the video I’d recorded and after five tries, I just used Photo Booth and uploaded it to YouTube instead.

Egged on by colleagues, I decided to give Airtime’s Talk to Someone feature one last try. But it was pretty clear at this point that nothing was going to happen.

Screen Shot 2013-10-28 at 11.14.55

Losing the will to live

Launched just fifteen months ago by Sean Parker and Shawn Fanning, the boys behind Napster (and with investors that include Ashton Kutcher and will.i.am), it looks like “real-time sharing and communications platform” Airtime is dead in the water.

I guess fame is no guarantee of success.


Comments RSS

Leave a Reply

Name (required)

Email (required)

Website

Speak your mind