Turn your selfie into a work of ASCII art

May 5th, 2014

What was once old is now new and cooler than ever.

Can fish really ‘drive’ a vehicle?

May 2nd, 2014

The future is here. For goldfish.

77-year-old man poses for passport photo with girl group Atomic Kitten

May 2nd, 2014

Eamonn McFadden was so confused that he and his wife looked inside the photobooth to see if the band was there.

I’m glad that net neutrality is dead

May 2nd, 2014

Milo Yiannopoulos on the collapse of a wrongheaded ideological crusade.

I toured a Los Angeles sex doll factory

April 30th, 2014

Whether you think sex dolls are sexy, misogynistic, or just plain creepy, Sinthetics’ dolls are a sight to behold.

Which social network offers the best perks to its VIPs?

April 30th, 2014

They’re not showing off those blue check marks for their health!

Enter the Armory, the Dark Web’s Walmart of weaponry

April 29th, 2014

Believe it or not, buying guns on the Dark Web is a bad bet.

4chan launches propaganda campaign against the World Cup

April 28th, 2014

Operation Downfall has begun.

Inspired by nature, scientists develop acid-firing ATMs

April 28th, 2014

Using mechanisms from nature could help prevent the rising number of ATM thefts.

Nokia 301

April 27th, 2014

Enda Crowley is reminded of simpler times, when neck beards and snobs didn’t dictate how your …

The Entrepreneurial State

April 27th, 2014

Milo Yiannopoulos reviews ‘the most evil book ever published’.

Unicorn plush slippers

April 27th, 2014

Outstanding.

Why I think wearable tech is for creeps

April 25th, 2014

Google Glass will never capture the public imagination, writes Milo Yiannopoulos. It’s time to move on to body implants.

Product tie-ins are overwhelming the release of ‘Amazing Spider-Man 2’

April 25th, 2014

Spider-Man seems to be turning into Sales-Man.

Woman spends $15,000 on plastic surgery in quest for perfect selfie

April 24th, 2014

The duck face was just not enough for this woman.

The secret to ‘nearly unbreakable’ encryption was hiding inside the human body

April 24th, 2014

Turns out, the best encryption tool in existence is the human heart.

This is what happens when your identity is stolen on Tinder

April 23rd, 2014

Tinder doesn’t actually do that much to ensure users are who they say are.

Angry Egyptian mob tears down radio tower over radiation concerns

April 22nd, 2014

A group of Egyptians tore down a radio tower reportedly fearing “the mobile waves emitted could be harmful to their families and their crops.”

A history of the Internet’s freakish obsession with Shrek

April 22nd, 2014

Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

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