Ask Daphne, #10: Bebo bullies

By Aunt Daphne on October 25th, 2013

Dear Daphne,
I’ve just started dating someone new. It had been going well the last few months until I left my Kindle on a flight. My girlfriend was kind enough to lend me hers but I found some worrying eBooks on there. This stuff makes Fifty Shades of Grey look positively saintly. What do I do? Is she leaving me a hint? Should I run?
— J. C, Sussex, UK

This is quite a common problem,

Dear Daphne,
I think I might be obese. I haven’t seen my toes in a few years. How can I fix this?
— G.S, Texas, USA

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Dear Daphne,
My boyfriend is obsessed with sex cults. He can’t stop reading about them online but he knows he’ll never get in. What can I do?
— Cynthia, London

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Dear Daphne,
Even my tastes are too sick and twisted for PornIQ. Where does someone like me go to get their rocks off?
— N.K. (via e-mail)

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Dear Daphne,
I found one of my fellow male colleagues on a fairly risqué dating site. What do I do? Chances are he’s seen me on it already. Do I leave the potential awkwardness go on or mention it and maybe bring us closer together?
— Anon.

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Dear Daphne,
This is creepy but I like to watch my boyfriend jerking off to porn. Am I weird?
— Sophie, New York City

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