HOW-TO

How to tweet like a startup CEO

By Milo Yiannopoulos

Everyone wants to be like those cool geeks on the cover of WIRED, right? Well, it ain’t so hard. All you have to do is put your best foot forward and channel that famous Valley spirit. Here’s how.

BE ABSURDLY HUMBLE

BE ABSURDLY GRATEFUL

BE SLIGHTLY DEMANDING

PRAISE YOUR TEAM

 … ALL THE TIME

PRAISE OTHER TEAMS TOO

 BE UPBEAT, ABOUT LITERALLY EVERYTHING

SHOW OFF YOUR LIFESTYLE

(Self-awareness is optional.)

IN FACT, SHOW OFF GENERALLY

SHARE YOUR LEARNINGS

EMBRACE NOSTALGIA

  IT’S NOT CRYPTIC, IT’S DEEP

GET CREATIVE WITH LANGUAGE

BE A VISIONARY