10 hilariously odd ‘male feminists’

By Jeremy Wilson on August 30th, 2013

Feminism flashcard selfies are cool again, according to UK newspaper The Telegraph. Here are some of the best ones we found.

TEN

‘Because why not?’ sounds more like something a rapist would whisper after spiking your drink than a feminist clogan

NINE

"Because I like women" from another strangely-creeping looking individual. What are you hiding behind those glasses? IS IT REGRET?

Well, yes. But you might be missing the point slightly, dear.

EIGHT

"Because women make better friends" is subjective and has nothing to do with equality.

Objectively not true.

SEVEN

We here at The Kernel would never want to deny anyone their ability to be femme, just you, honey.

We don’t doubt it. We do slightly doubt that this in any way benefits women.

SIX

I'll absolutely give you Ayn Rand, but I guess we haven't been reading "real" literature at all, just that mainstream drivel.

Top marks for historical ignorance. No one let him near the Victorial novels!

FIVE

No university committee has ever made a good decision ever, regardless of gender makeup.

Personally we think the wet t-shirt competition was a great idea.

FOUR

Whatever makes you feel good, my friend. Though something tells me its not the strap-on.

Feminism is not going to save you, poppet.

THREE

Two words: "Karma Chameleon."

We’re stretching the definition of ‘male’ at this point

TWO

Are you so ashamed of having a strong girlfriend that you hide behind that whiteboard?

This is something you need to discuss with your therapist, not parade in public.

ONE

JUST STOP IT.

Stretching outside the bounds of sex-with-people entirely, our undisputed winner.