REPORT

I am the scat queen

By Jeremy Wilson

This article contains sexually explicit language that may be NSFW.

Humans have paraphilias. Some like high heels, some like beards and some like smearing themselves in poo-poo. What the heart wants, the internet gives, and in the case of faeces fetishists they have been catered to in abundance with an entire scat porn industry.

From videos of smiling girls innocently Dirty Sanchezing each other to websites dedicated to eating animal faeces, the internet has coprophiliacs covered.

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To love a person so much that you enjoy all parts of them, even their waste, is very intimate.

The Kernel searched high and low to find a someone involved in the scat porn industry who was willing to give an interview. Finally, we across reddit user secretlover3, who regularly posts pictures of herself in sticky situations on /r/realscatgirls and uses reddit to sell her videos.

Some of her more popular posts include “Is that a chunk? Nope, it’s a nipple!”, “Video of me pooping(its a bit green), peeing on it, then masturbating over it” and “13 pictures of my breasts covered in scat”.

This image is at the vanilla end of secretlover3's photo album

This image is at the vanilla end of secretlover3’s photo album

While her content isn’t even at the extreme end of the scatological spectrum, we advise readers of a more delicate constitution to not to click through to her profile, lest their morning cornflakes make a reappearance on their keyboards.

Hi secretlover3, can you tell me how you got involved in scat?
I got involved because a buyer requested it in a video, and I like to try things at least once before deciding if I like it or not. I enjoyed it more than I expected, so I continued to explore deeper into the fetish and now I do what I do now.

What is it about scat play that you enjoy the most?
I enjoy the texture mostly, at least with my own scat it feels like playing with mud except warm haha.

Is it all real, or do you use substitutes like chocolate?
It’s all real, I have a policy with all my work/products that it is all genuine. All the scat and orgasms are true.

Do you worry about any health risks?

I don’t worry too much because I don’t eat or taste any of it. And even if I did, studies have shown that it doesn’t have much health risks because it’s all bacteria that your body is used to.

You could even eat the scat of a live-in partner with few health risks, because you share the same environment, (mostly at least) diet, and germs.

Do you feel scat play has an unfair reputation?
I feel it’s looked down on a bit too harshly, but even so it is understandable. Before I tried it I didn’t look down at it but I certainly didn’t see what the appeal could be. It’s waste, why would you want to play with it?

But when you really think about it and talk to people who enjoy scat play you understand it more, especially if it’s done between partners. To love a person so much that you enjoy all parts of them, even their waste, is very intimate.

With solo play, it’s more natural then you’d think at first. Children can often be known for playing with their own scat, but we view it as dirty and unhealthy.

Also animals don’t seem to really care either … sometimes they even play with it themselves by rolling in it. So while I understand why it’s viewed so negatively, I think it should at least be viewed more on the level of watersports.