Bob has become the de facto leader of the YouTube comment revolt against Google+ integration. As an ASCII spam creation born sometime around 2009, Bob used to terrorise the YouTube comment section until the Google-owned company implemented a better spam-filtering option.
With Google+ comment integration being as broken as it is, Bob has come out of retirement – and he is pissed.
In the past 24 hours, Bob has infiltrated practically every popular YouTube video at a comment rate that one redditor describes as “7/10.”
Near the beginning of his campaign, Bob quickly realised that as a simple stick figure, he couldn’t implement real change. So he acquired some AK-47s. And a tank. Many tanks, actually. Sometimes he rides on the tank, waving.
One redditor writes that Bob’s army could take over the planet with how many tanks he has.
Bob even has a less-than-two-minute video manifesto that is currently trending.
As with most things that grow too powerful too quickly, Bob has attracted many haters who threaten to shoot him. Others claim that Bob is on the verge of suicide, and that his army is so massive that it has gone to his head.
Bob going missing has become a theme among anti-Bob-ists, who attribute his disappearance to being kidnapped or being held hostage by Google+, where he is then sexually violated by the hated social network.
(It’s quite rude, and no, I won’t “deal with it”.)
Justice for the YouTube comment section!
Bob has escaped the noose a few times too, because he is that amazing, that hard to kill. Well, right now anyway.
Will Bob still be alive next week? Probably not.
Google will crush him in good time, as the above video suggests.