20 March – 19 April
Looking out on the stars you can be fooled into believing that the universe is a tranquil unchanging place. But rapid change is just over the horizon and threatens to destabilise your ordered universe. Destiny is correcting spelling errors in iTunes meta tags.
19 April – 20 May
Strength in numbers is good for only two things: beating your opponents to death or running away. For the sort of finely tuned social manoeuvring required of your this week, you’ll want to act alone. Destiny is uninstalling Frontback.
20 May – 21 June
I’ll give it to you straight. The coming week will present many difficulties. But you have a guardian angel watching over you, whose identity is not yet known to you. Stay away from men called Trevor. Destiny is late for the office.
21 June – 22 July
An airline accident sometime in the last twelve months will have repercussions for you personally this week. You will not want to travel, but must seize the opportunity presented to you on Wednesday and make that journey. Destiny is hanging drapes.
22 July – 22 August
Avoid any daring fashion choices this week. That includes a Facebook cover photo you’ve been hesitating over for some time. If in doubt retreat to the familiar. You’re at your best when you keep it simple. Destiny is plumping cushions.
22 August – 22 September
The movement of celestial bodies will present to you a challenge and a dilemma on Thursday. The heavy presence of Saturn is goading you into taking the easy way out. Be bold. Destiny is leaking secrets.
22 September – 23 October
The planets are pushing you into an injudicious purchase this week. Ask yourself whether a few more gigs is worth the cost. Destiny is sipping champagne and wondering whether to get it in gold.
23 October – 22 November
On Monday you will wake to the news that a close relative needs your help. Now is not the time to be ungenerous. What you sow this week you will reap a hundredfold. Destiny has the exact fare.
22 November – 21 December
You have always had a spiritual connection with animals. But your humanity will be tested this week when a friend expects you to put mongrel before man. Destiny has not backed up her Mac in seventy-two days.
21 December – 20 January
Steer clear of youthful, attractive new friends who promise the world but are only out for what they can get. It’s time to start looking after number one. Destiny is setting her profile to “unsearchable”.
20 January – 18 February
This week your tolerance, patience and forgiveness will be tested to their limits. If you can remain strong, you will see that fortitude pay dividends. She didn’t mean to hurt you. Destiny is wishing she could take a DM back.
18 February – 20 March
The offer of a financial reward this week should be turned down. You don’t know this, but they need the cash more than you do. Destiny is discussing the possibility of a new home abroad, deciding to stay put.
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