20 March – 19 April
It’s time to ditch the dead-end job and reach for new horizons. You possess tremendous insight and should be setting trends, not following them. Destiny is browsing classified ads.
19 April – 20 May
Last week’s exertions are starting to take their toll. It’s essential you take some me time: turn off the router, turn off your phone and indulge in some calories. Destiny is meditating on the meaning of life.
20 May – 21 June
You’re starting to come out of your shell and people are noticing. You deserve your moment in the spotlight and should revel in the moment. Make some outlandish demands and release your inner diva. Destiny is listening to The Art of Letting Go.
21 June – 22 July
Life may have been grinding you down, but this week will a present an opportunity to get back on track. Seize the moment and accept the life-changing offer coming your way. Destiny is stockpiling Bitcoin.
22 July – 22 August
Your love affair is heating up, but it’s important not to only focus on this new partner. Instead have them introduce you their inner circle of stimulating friends – it could lead to the creative spark you are seeking. Destiny is updated her LinkedIn.
22 August – 22 September
The long hours you’ve been putting in at work are about to pay off. But be aware of unscrupulous coworkers taking credit for your contribution. People have taken advantage of your shy nature in the past; don’t let it happen again. Destiny is manning up.
22 September – 23 October
Your appalling lifestyle habits are beginning to have deleterious effects. Someone has come into your life who can kickstart the change you want to be. You just have to take their lead. Destiny is ditching the fags.
23 October – 22 November
There’s no shame in looking to someone more experienced to partner with in your next venture. You’re more of a creative personality so it’s essential you find someone who can handle the more mundane but essential tasks. Destiny is emailing investors.
22 November – 21 December
The stresses of the week are driving you to reach for your credit card and indulging in some eBay therapy. Resist the impulse and invest in something more meaningful. Hit up that old acquaintance on Facebook or rekindle an old OkCupid flame. Destiny is Snapchatting old friends.
21 December – 20 January
You have been neglecting your personal development. Pull yourself off. Destiny is reading self-help books.
20 January – 18 February
Being a shoulder for your friends to cry on is starting to wear you down. You don’t always have to be a rock, so take the chance to be a marshmallow. Turn your phone off in the evening and use take up an energetic hobby to clear your mind. Destiny is learning how to twerk.
18 February – 20 March
You’ve been stressing too much over small things. Take a step back and let minor troubles pass you by – pretending these problems don’t exist is the secret to a happy life. Destiny is smoking a fat blunt.
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