KERNEL GUIDE TO THE INTERNET

L is for Ladyboners

By Jeremy Wilson

There’s been a lot of talk about how the internet is driving the objectification of women. Whether men are objectifying women more than they have at any other point is history is up for debate, but it’s no question that they have have utilised the wonders of the web to enhance their favourite pastime.

With all the column inches dedicated to the subject, it can feel like men are the only guilty party when it comes to online objectification, but there’s plenty of corners of the web where women gather to leer, such as the subreddit /r/ladyboners. Welcome to objectification, woman style.

The official /r/ladyboner rules expand on the the inclusive ethos that all women have when they lust after men.

“It’s a lovefest in here, so we discourage downvoting other peoples ladyboners. If someone isn’t your cup of tea, please simply ignore and spread the love! We welcome ladyboners of all genders. Male, female, trans… anyone who gives a lady (or any other redditors) a ladyboner!”

So who are these people that women drool after with equal opportunity desire? A delightful mix of shapes and sizes? Here are the top 10 items of wank material as voted for by the ladies of the internet.

10. Steve Carell

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9. Men in kilts

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8. Daniel Grayson

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7. A good cook

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6. Men with facial hair

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5. Marlon Brando

4. Scott Eastwood

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3. NYC police officers

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2. Hugh Laurie

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1. Ralph Fiennes

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