Where’s the party?

By James Cook

Assistance required

Re: How to ‘buy’ a wife on the internet

SIR – Could you send details of a club worth joining?
-Don Jones


Party time

Re: ?

SIR – Hey, I am Biagio and I want to know the party for 31/12/2013, where is it? thx
-Biagio Padula


Decisions, decisions

Re: How to rob a bank in the 21st century

SIR – Would u do it?

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