Pre-2014 articles returning soon

February 12th, 2014

Can’t find an article? Here’s why.

We’re joining the Daily Dot family

January 29th, 2014

Daily Dot Media, publisher of The Daily Dot, has acquired The Kernel.

Don’t base your self-worth on science.

January 16th, 2014

We received a lot of heat from our article ‘Why redheads are genetically less attractive’, but Greg Stevens explains why it wasn’t really all that offensive.

There’s something strange happening in our building

November 28th, 2013

We’re at a loss.

Telegraph baby rape hypocrisy

November 27th, 2013

Publishers should check how the ads on their sites function before blustering about what should be removed from sale.

Oh, Jack! You only needed to ask…

November 21st, 2013

Harriet Harman’s hubby has been caught ‘accidentally’ favouriting pictures of giant black dongs on Twitter. Unfortunately, his panicked explanation doesn’t stack up.

Taking up the mantle

October 30th, 2013

Milo Yiannopoulos wonders when his commission cheque will arrive.

I still hate the ‘sharing economy’

October 16th, 2013

Milo Yiannopoulos is unimpressed by the repackaging of very traditional businesses. It’s pointless Left-wing waffle, he says.

Do we need to show Amazon where all the rape porn is?

October 10th, 2013

Apparently Amazon needs a little help in finding objectionable material on its own servers.

Affirmative inaction

October 9th, 2013

The madness of gender and race quotas has hit Silicon Valley. Jeremy Wilson is confused.

What’s wrong with penis beakers?

October 9th, 2013

Milo Yiannopoulos is amused but saddened by the latest viral Mumsnet thread.

Why is everyone suddenly gay?

October 3rd, 2013

One in a hundred British people say they’re gay, we learned today. That figure rises to 1 in 50 among the young – a much lower estimate than the ones the charities claim. But doesn’t that still seem high?

Who cares about the Silk Road?

October 3rd, 2013

A tiny website that traded a trifling amount of narcotics has been shut down. So what, asks Milo Yiannopoulos.

Geldof in space? Don’t be a tease!

October 1st, 2013

Milo Yiannopoulos wonders if Bob Geldof deserves better than a quick spin 64 miles above ground level.

O2’s consumer friendly iPhone connection tips

September 24th, 2013

And they wonder why people want call centres moved back to the UK.

Tech City spends £1m on admin in a year

December 19th, 2011

The results of a Freedom of Information search by The Kernel reveal eye-watering expenditure, with little to show from it, by UKTI.

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