Nokia 301

April 27th, 2014

Enda Crowley is reminded of simpler times, when neck beards and snobs didn’t dictate how your …

The Entrepreneurial State

April 27th, 2014

Milo Yiannopoulos reviews ‘the most evil book ever published’.

Unicorn plush slippers

April 27th, 2014


The Little Green Book of Eco-Fascism

March 3rd, 2014

The Little Green Book of Eco-Fascism is a wickedly funny takedown of the many enemies the author has acquired over the past few years.

Lynch/Sadowitz/ Cricket

January 30th, 2014

Culture critic Tom Harrington takes a look at celebrities sharing their semi-secret second talents, from photography to magic, cricket to pop rock.

Friday Night Tykes

January 21st, 2014

Friday Night Tykes is ultra-competitive football for American children.

The Wolf Of Wall Street

January 20th, 2014

Scorsese’s tale of Wall Street excess just about manages to keep the action going for three hours.

Chozen/Rick and Morty/Archer

January 16th, 2014

Before a succession of new writers had turned The Simpsons into unwatchable, self-parodying fan-fiction, there …

Ja’mie: Private School Girl

January 9th, 2014

Ja’mie: Private School Girl is a major disappointment. A Ryan Leaf-level disappointment. Fans of the …

George Galloway’s Christmas Podcast

December 24th, 2013

Lewis G. Parker review infamous British politician George Galloway’s three-hour festive podcast.

Alternative Christmas TV

December 24th, 2013

The Kernel’s TV critic Tom Harrington on what to watch instead of the Queen this year. Hint: Hulk Hogan.

Top 10 Headphones for Xmas: Lucky Dip Edition

December 20th, 2013

Unsure of what headphones to get someone for Christmas? Just close your eyes and click “Buy Now”.

American Psycho

December 17th, 2013

Tom Harrington on American Psycho: The Musical.

Angry Birds Go!

December 14th, 2013

Rovio, the makers of popular bird-flinging game Angry Birds, have decided to create a kart game.

Catching Fire

November 26th, 2013

Jack Flanagan reviews the new Hunger Games movie.

Sony Xperia Z1

November 20th, 2013

We review the Sony Xperia Z1 by putting it in a sink and activating dinosaur mode.

Perv: The Sexual Deviant in All of Us

November 8th, 2013

Perv is an interesting and thought-provoking exploration of sexuality and examines how little we understand about non-normal sexual interest.

Star Wars: Tiny Death Star

November 7th, 2013

Star Wars: Tiny Death Star brings all the fun of Tiny Tower to the Star Wars universe. One for fans only.

Ender’s Game

November 4th, 2013

Gavin Hood’s film of Orson Scott Card’s novel lacks the emotional punch of its source material. You’re much better off just reading the book.

London Underground Simulator

October 28th, 2013

Ned Donovan reviews World of Subways 3: London Underground Simulator.

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