The unfollow-up is always worse than the unfollow
— Nimrod Kamer (@nnimrodd) January 20, 2014
1. ESTE FUCKING HAIM. 51,083 followers minus 1.
An Israeli girl making a living in LA. After she tweeted something about deep thoughts I unfollowed, just to get some positive abuse from her. First she asked this:
@nnimrodd wait, are you actually serious?
— ESTE FUCKING HAIM (@jizziemcguire) January 22, 2014
Then a fan named Cecily Walker-Cox referred her to my film Unfollowing Celebs:
@jizziemcguire http://t.co/ry7gvXIy3A
— cecily (@losercec) January 22, 2014
Then she tweeted:
@nnimrodd whelp, I thought it was funny. I didn't need your follow anyway ❤️
— ESTE FUCKING HAIM (@jizziemcguire) January 22, 2014
Then this comforting tweet came about:
@jizziemcguire @nnimrodd he's gonna be okay anyway
— FcKenna Million (@meh_kenna) January 22, 2014
An honour.
2. Louis Theroux. 715,400 followers minus 1.
His fan page, “Louis Fauxroux”, is way better and solidly followed (81K followers). No point in following them both then. Plus his ‘time saving’ tweet was incredibly gimp.
To save time, instead of saying "www", I now just say "nonuple u".
— Louis Theroux (@louistheroux) January 23, 2014
3. LUNARFUCKINGC. 55,672 followers minus 1.
He tweeted “Hahahaha” almost twice in a row, and his Youtube bio link is a bit.ly shortener. Big no no. Every Youtube link should just say Youtube or youtu.be. Wubu4. And he has his agent’s email in his bio. Let people find you themselves, dude.
Hahahaha girlfriend graveyard
— LUNARFUCKINGC (@LunarCFT) January 23, 2014
Hahahaaaa "come on leeds….."
— LUNARFUCKINGC (@LunarCFT) January 23, 2014
4. Jon Lovett. 29,251 followers minus 1.
Looks like a comedian but he tweets stuff that is dependent on other tweets to understand and this is unacceptable. Each tweet should stand on its own entirely.
(I'd sneak away at 11:30.)
— Jon Lovett (@jonlovett) January 23, 2014
5. Dermot O’Leary. 2,119,791 followers minus 1.
2 million followers wasted on this dude as he uses the weird word “radio” in his username and his cover photo is a messy affair of words on words with perplexing colours. Also, he follows too many people (2,069), no-one with that many followees can be taken seriously, soz.
On a different note, this week I was proud to feature on this:
The Gawker Guide to Getting Unfollowed http://t.co/voROQ6AmGm
— Gawker (@Gawker) January 20, 2014